For those that look at the title and thing “ok w/e fusion you’re just crazy” Please see the SS to the right. That is what i did for a majority of this event. It’s times like these i’m thankful the whole “smellovision” thing didn’t work out.

Now that that’s out of the way.. onto the actual event.

You go out to whichever area you want to do the event in, talk to the moogle, get a bovine card, then get him to dump buffalo sweat and milk all over you. All while talking like a cowboy.

Theres 3 types of buffalo you can go after, calf, cow, and bull. Bull will do that annoying “lawl im sending you back to your HP” crap so stay away from them. Calfs are a nice one to start out with, simply walk in front of them so they pick up that nasty buffalo and milk stench, then walk them to the moogle. Cows are similar expect your just stick your head in their butt as you walk back to the moogle (meaning you ‘push’ them from behind).

After you do this a bunch of times you can pick some items by trading the moogle your bovine card, you can get a belt that turns you into a chigoe, and my personal favorite a new horn to toss into your MH!

written by Fusionx